“It’ll be awesome to finally give console players a chance to experience the weirdest thing I’ve ever made.” – Edmund McMillen
Have you pooped today? If not, we’ve just made your day by announcing The Binding of Isaac Rebirth’s release on November 4th, 2014. That’s a Tuesday. I sure do like Tuesdays, we hope you do too…Mmmm tacos. Tacos have fiber. Fiber helps you poop.
Anyway, as you patiently wait for Nicalis to squeeze out the game, you should watch the trailer below which was created using the blood of unicorns, bacon, poop, cream cheese, and burlap sacks. How many of those are actually true? Watch to find out! Nightmares included free of charge, of course!
Here’s a long list of what’s in The Binding of Isaac Rebirth
Over 500 hours of gameplay
4 BILLION Seeded runs!
20 Challenge runs
450+ items, including 160 new unlockables
10 Playable Characters
100+ enemies with new designs
Over 50 bosses, including tons of new and rare bosses
Rooms FULL OF POOP!
Integrated controller support for popular control pads
Analog directional movement and speed
Tons of feature film quality animated endings
Over 100 specialized seeds
2-Player local co-op
Over 100 co-op characters
Dynamic lighting, visual effects, and art direction
Did we mention poop?
All-new game engine @60FPS 24/7
All-new soundtrack and sound design
Multiple Save slots
The ultimate roguelike
A bunch of achievements
Oh, you know what else? Poop.
More information can be found on the official website at http://bindingofisaac.com/ or on the Rebirth FAQ page http://bindingofisaac.com/post/77761867219/the-binding-of-isaac-rebirth-2014-q-a