April 3rd, 2018, Carson City, Nevada — The world’s most famous legal brothel is once again taking steps to position itself at the cutting edge of the legal prostitution industry. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch, located near Reno, Nevada, has announced that it has been experimenting with virtual reality technology and plans on fully incorporating VR tech for the bordello patrons, melding the sex industry’s newest technology with the world’s oldest profession.
Dennis Hof, owner of the Bunny Ranch and star of HBO’s “Cathouse” series, has announced that he has been bringing VR to his house of legal prostitution in a number of ways due to popular demand from his customers. “I’ve been hearing about this technology for awhile now from a lot of the top porn stars that we get coming to work at the Bunny Ranch” said Hof. “The advantage that we have over the adult film industry is that we are the real thing — up close and in person.”
“That being said, several of our courtesans have been utilizing VR technology in unexpected ways to enhance the brothel experience, and this caused me to really think about the future applications of this amazing tech,” Hof said.
Hof said that his courtesans have been using the technology to provide experiences that were previously impossible at the Bunny Ranch. For example, the immense popularity of hentai, sexually explicit Japanese animation, has brothel clients desiring to engage in sexual relations with these animated characters. Alice Little, a sex worker at the Bunny Ranch, is using VR hentai porn to make this desire a reality for her clients.
“While my client wears a headset and views VR hentai porn, I mimic the sensual actions of the animated character with my actual body creating an amazingly convincing sexual fantasy for my clients that yearn to get it on with an animated lover,” Little said.
Little was one of the first sex workers to use VR in the brothel. The tech has proven so useful to her that now she brings her Oculus Rift Touch with her to work every day.
“VR gives me an edge, and allows me to offer a visually enhanced sexual experiences that a lot of potential clients might want. If you think creatively, there are a plethora of uses for this technology,” Little said.
Hof is fascinated, and a little befuddled, by Little’s use of VR porn to satisfy this hentai fantasy.
“I can remember growing up, dreaming of the day that I could touch a girl who even remotely resembled the pin-up blonde bombshells of my youth,” Hof said. “Now I’ve got six foot tall blondes that will have real sex with you at the Bunny Ranch, and yet I’ve also got some clients who only want to simulate sex with a cartoon.”
Hof reveals that his working girls have also been using VR porn to help their clients with self-confidence issues relating to penis size.
“Some of The Bunny Ranch’s clients struggle in the ‘self confidence’ department when it comes to the size of their genitalia, and for these clients virtual reality technology allows them to assume the perspective of someone who is much more well endowed than they might be,” Hof said.
“Ron Jeremy is my best friend, and the guy can’t go anywhere without someone talking to him about what it’s like to have one of the biggest penises in the history of porn” said Hof. “Now, our clients are using VR porn to boost their confidence and simulate what it’s like to be well hung.”
“It turns out that VR is an amazing tool for alleviating nervousness in guys with these anxiety and performance issues, so that they can get their money’s worth with our ladies,” Hof said.
Hof said that he plans on purchasing at least twelve more VR headsets, so that VR is available in each of his VIP bungalows.
As far as future application of VR tech at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Hof sees several possible uses for the technology as VR becomes more sophisticated, such as allowing his clients to simulate an intimate encounter with their favorite celebrity.
“It certainly seems like where all this headed is that it won’t be long until you’ll be able to bring a simulated version of Scarlett Johannson or Angelina Jolie into a threesome with one of my hot bunnies” predicts Hof. “In the meantime, I’ve got plenty of dead ringer lookalikes, like Gwen Stefani doppelgänger Chanel, but soon you’ll be able to arrive at the Bunny Ranch with your favorite female celebrity already on your arm, or in your VR headset, and ready to party!”
While Hof currently embraces VR, the possibility of VR’s potential to supplant physical brothels is not lost on him.
“In twenty years it’s very possible that the Bunny Ranch experience will be available on-demand from the comfort of your VR setup at home,” Hof said.
“If that’s the future, I can’t imagine a happier one — And I’m all for it, as long as I still get my cut.”
