Welcome to the sorting process! You’re an employee for the beloved by all corporate entity, The Ringo CorpoNation, and are fortunate enough to be working as a Lab Technician handling genetic samples. The responsibilities of this role include (but are not limited to):
- Genetic sample sorting.
- Not asking unnecessary questions.
- Avoiding contact with disgruntled employees determined to tarnish the company’s stellar reputation with defamatory accusations.
Corporate loyalty and discretion should remain your top priority, so do not be enticed into betraying your beloved employer. Work hard.
Work Hard.
Your task may appear mundane, but it is of the utmost importance to all of us here at The Ringo CorpoNation. Genetic sampling is at the heart of what we do and must be handled with the utmost care. Mistakes will not be tolerated, so do take care when sorting these highly sensitive (and confidential) genetic samples into their appropriate categories.
Above all else, work hard.
A rested mind empowers the grind.
The Ringo CorpoNation offers very generous out of hours entertainment for employees in the form of state-approved gaming and a wide variety of purchasable products to decorate your personal domicile. Your free time is yours to do with as you please, so long as you use it effectively within the state-provided means.
When you’re not taking time to relax, be sure to stay on top of your bills! Every credit you earn will one day return to our glorious economy, building a brighter future for our state. To continue being generously rewarded by your employer, simply continue to work hard.
We truly value your time and effort, and just know you will continue to work diligently as a valued member of our growing team.
And remember, BREAK OUT CORPORATE PAWN
